TIMES, TIME, AND HALF A TIME. A HISTORY OF THE NEW MILLENNIUM.

Comments on a cultural reality between past and future.

This blog describes Metatime in the Posthuman experience, drawn from Sir Isaac Newton's secret work on the future end of times, a tract in which he described Histories of Things to Come. His hidden papers on the occult were auctioned to two private buyers in 1936 at Sotheby's, but were not available for public research until the 1990s.



Friday, August 31, 2012

Conan the Barbarian's Friday Night


Promotional art by Renato Casaro for Conan the Barbarian. Image Source: Wiki.

I have discussed humankind's vast period of unrecorded history - recalled only in legend. In the 1930s, pulp writer Robert E. Howard tried to imagine that world for us with his stories of Conan the Cimmerian. He must have struck a nerve, for his stories have remained persistently popular since they were first published. For tonight, see a classic film below the jump: Conan the Barbarian (1982) a monosyllabic, entertaining gruntfest with pretensions to high philosophy (after the "what is best in life?" speech, my favourite line is "language and writing were made available"). The film was directed by John Milius and the screenplay was written by the director and a young Oliver Stone, with the lead played by Arnold Schwarzenegger.

In the film, Conan spans barbarism and new technology: "the secret of steel." James Earl Jones played Conan's mirror image villain, who in the same atmosphere cultivates a religion that is not "just another snake cult"; Thulsa Doom is the sinister, ruthless bringer of infinite, abstract thought to a brutal world. Conan must use his sword to hack and slash his way through a web of bad ideas. Sandahl Bergman played Valeria, the Valkyrie thief who grapples with the gods for Conan's soul. Conan's friend, Subotai, played by Gerry Lopez, was modeled on one of Genghis Khan's actual generals, and was not on a fictional character developed in the Conan pulps by Robert E. Howard. Also the below the jump - two Conan audiobooks of original 1930s stories. The audiobooks automatically start playing when you open the page, but can be paused on the left sides of the audiobooks' control bars.

Red Nails Audiobook. Source: Internet Archive.

Wiki proclaims Howard as the "father of the sword and sorcery subgenre." You can read or hear (in audiobook format) Howard's original Conan works at the Internet Archive - see also here for the Conan stories that are in the public domain. You can read the Conan story Red Nails, with its original 1930s' illustrations, at Project Gutenberg. Red Nails was serialized in Weird Tales magazine from July to October 1936. Wiki: Red Nails confirms that Howard thought people have pretty much always believed that the end of the world is around the corner; the story "concerns Conan encountering a lost city in which the degenerate inhabitants are proactively resigned to their own destruction. Due to its grim themes of decay and death, the story is considered a classic of Conan lore and is often cited by Howard scholars as one of his best tales." Wiki also gives a list of other original Conan publications.

Conan's love interest, Valeria, in a tight spot on the cover of Weird Tales (July 1936), first installment of the Red Nails story. Cover by Margaret Brundage. Image Source: Wiki.

Conan with Bêlit in Queen of the Black Coast. Cover of Weird Tales (May 1934). Image Source: Wiki.

Another Conan story is Queen of the Black Coast, first published in 1934, which you can listen to in dramatized audiobook format below. Wiki comments that this story: "is set in the pseudo-historical Hyborian Age and concerns Conan becoming a notorious pirate and plundering the coastal villages of Kush alongside Bêlit, a head-strong femme fatale. Due to its epic scope and atypical romance, the story is considered an undisputed classic of Conan lore and is often cited by Howard scholars as one of his most famous tales." Howard's description of his prehistoric Hyborian Age is here.

Queen of the Black Coast Audiobook. Source: Internet Archive.
Weird Tales (September 1934) featuring The People of the Black Circle, the first of the late period Conan stories. Image Source: Wiki.

Weird Tales (December 1935) featuring the first installment of the novel The Hour of the Dragon. Image Source: Wiki. 

As for the 1982 movie, it is one of the many memorable contributions Baby Boomers made to popular culture in the late 1970s and 1980s. Several of those contributions fell in the genres of fantasy and science fiction (another great venture that hails from this period is Elfquest). The 1982 Conan film was made by Boomers at their best, dreaming of Prehistoric days when human life expectancy was age 25. A Conan remake in 2011 proved that the first time 'round was better.

The Youtube link to the full 1982 Conan the Barbarian film is here. Embedding is not permitted, so you have to go to Youtube.

For a paid link to see this film, go here.

The free link will not last, so this is an ephemeral gift on the Web, whose copyright I do not own nor claim to own. This film is © Universal and 20th Century Fox (1982). The link is posted here under Fair Use strictly for not-for-profit educational purposes of debate and discussion.


For my earlier post on Conan and Robert E. Howard's pulp version of Prehistory, go here.

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